{"id":1146,"date":"2009-01-05T16:39:57","date_gmt":"2009-01-05T21:39:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=1146"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:22:41","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:22:41","slug":"sparta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=1146","title":{"rendered":"His shield was heavy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can never seem to stop moving in. I am<img src='http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/planet_chair.JPG' alt='a chair' class='alignright' \/> bringing yet another chair. This one is a planet chair from Meijer that folds flat into a disc.<\/p>\n<p>However, I don&#8217;t want a recurrence of last time when I was unable to efficiently carry a package with both hands and pull a duffeloid with my free hand\/clipped to my belt. Solution, as expected, is duct tape. Lots and lots of duct tape.<br \/>\n<img src='http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/shield1.JPG' alt='strapped to my arm, the shield' class='alignright' \/><\/p>\n<p>The chair was first double-bagged to prevent it from tearing or getting dirty. Then it was sealed with several yards of clear tape. By making a handle and arm sheath, I redistribute the load to my shoulders and elbow and allow for full use of my fingers. Incidentally, this also makes it resemble a Spartan shield so I went ahead and finished the image with an upper-case lambda on the front. Oh this is going to be fun to push through a crowded station&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/spartan.JPG' alt='come and take them' \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can never seem to stop moving in. I am bringing yet another chair. This one is a planet chair from Meijer that folds flat into a disc. However, I don&#8217;t want a recurrence of last time when I was unable to efficiently carry a package with both hands and pull a duffeloid with my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,5,4,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1146"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1146"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3633,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1146\/revisions\/3633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}