{"id":1212,"date":"2009-01-18T22:00:20","date_gmt":"2009-01-19T03:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:22:38","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:22:38","slug":"ghost-stud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=1212","title":{"rendered":"Ghost Player"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I come back from playing outside on the ice. And I find sitting on the chair, a big ole guitar.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/guitar.JPG' alt='mysterious guitar' \/><\/p>\n<p>Now, my roommate is home for the weekend and he never mentioned having a guitar so I&#8217;m a little scared. Not just because it may be someone breaking into my room, but what if it&#8217;s not? What if we have a ghost? What if he plays the guitar?! What if he plays the guitar and gets laid a lot?!!<\/p>\n<p>Man, that would suck if he chose to haunt my bed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I come back from playing outside on the ice. And I find sitting on the chair, a big ole guitar. Now, my roommate is home for the weekend and he never mentioned having a guitar so I&#8217;m a little scared. Not just because it may be someone breaking into my room, but what if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1212"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3630,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions\/3630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}