{"id":1879,"date":"2010-02-28T16:29:52","date_gmt":"2010-02-28T21:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=1879"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:22:04","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:22:04","slug":"the-rubicon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=1879","title":{"rendered":"The Rubicon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So if you&#8217;re not on Purdue&#8217;s campus, you probably don&#8217;t know that Pharmacy school admissions interviews are this week. Well, they are. Everyone else&#8217;s was this past week. Mine and about 100 transfer students&#8217; interviews are Monday. From what I hear, everyone is freaking out before the interview but sitting serenely during (or so it seems with very constricting dress pants). Those that aren&#8217;t passing out in the streets of dehydration or excessive formal wear, walk around in a daze afterwards.<\/p>\n<p>So this being my first legit interview I am a little nervous about it. I mean, I had that fake one back in eighth grade, but the only lesson I walked away from that  was to fidget where my interviewer couldn&#8217;t see and make eye contact.<\/p>\n<p>Then there was the really informal one at the beginning of the year for a committee position that I really, <em>really<\/em> screwed up with, but Chan was cool with it and I got in anyway.<\/p>\n<p>From that I&#8217;ve deduced the three rules of interviewing. <\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Don&#8217;t screw up.<\/li>\n<li>Seriously, don&#8217;t screw up.<\/li>\n<li>If you wear brown shoes with a black belt, it is culturally acceptable that you be shot on sight. <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I went through the 5 stages of death on Tuesday, but I got better. I&#8217;m a little more liberated now, like in V for Vendetta when Evey no longer fears death after being imprisoned by V. I can face Monday with a healthy level of fatalism.<\/p>\n<p>I just have to remember to eat so I don&#8217;t pass out, but not to have so much coffee that I come off a jittery coke head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So if you&#8217;re not on Purdue&#8217;s campus, you probably don&#8217;t know that Pharmacy school admissions interviews are this week. Well, they are. Everyone else&#8217;s was this past week. Mine and about 100 transfer students&#8217; interviews are Monday. From what I hear, everyone is freaking out before the interview but sitting serenely during (or so it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1879"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3582,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions\/3582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}