{"id":1942,"date":"2010-04-18T23:12:57","date_gmt":"2010-04-19T04:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=1942"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:22:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:22:00","slug":"scariest-puppet-show-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=1942","title":{"rendered":"Scariest Puppet Show Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/puppet.jpg' alt=' pig with no outsides' title=\"If you incise the peritoneum carefully, black stuff will gush out. That is normal.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I really, really like being a TA. I&#8217;m coming back next year, for pay hopefully. It&#8217;ll be very convenient because I can reuse all my mutilated pig jokes. Rugg was right, being a teacher does have its perks. <\/p>\n<p>Another thing I&#8217;m coming back to: <a href=\"http:\/\/web.ics.purdue.edu\/~bblast\/\">Boiler Blast<\/a>. You can see for yourself how much fun it was in the Facebook album. Incidentally, there&#8217;s a member that is the spitting image of young Mr. Rugg (from high school, which means that no one in the eastern time zone will get this). But not only that, I get to bring my obsessive bureaucracy to the group. This year, I mostly helped design the logo. See below for the part I made from scratch in GIMP. The rest of the picture may seem a bit&#8230; derivative. <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?hl=en&#038;q=red%20faction&#038;um=1&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;sa=N&#038;tab=wi\">Ahem.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/shirt2.gif' alt='It\\'s a rake!' \/><\/p>\n<p>Soooo&#8230; I sort of left everybody hanging with my pharmacy interview, huh? Well, I was sort of inconsolable and frustrated for a good couple of weeks. Spent an entire Spring Break venting my spleen (< - figure of speech; all of my students should know that the spleen is a secondary lymphatic organ and has no exocrine capacities) with pixelated violence. \n\nBecause... well, it didn't go that well. So, yeah...\n\nLife goes on. Exams, returning from break with 8 lbs of granola\/tube socks. Yada, yada. I fight zombies, blog about it, work, which pretty much brings us up to today. \n\nI get the committee's letter, the Saturday after break. The diagnosis is: Wait-list. #19\/80\n\nWhich is slightly better than expected. Considering how my interview went. Tough crowd that day. \n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really, really like being a TA. I&#8217;m coming back next year, for pay hopefully. It&#8217;ll be very convenient because I can reuse all my mutilated pig jokes. Rugg was right, being a teacher does have its perks. Another thing I&#8217;m coming back to: Boiler Blast. You can see for yourself how much fun it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1942"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3576,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions\/3576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}