{"id":2215,"date":"2010-12-10T23:24:50","date_gmt":"2010-12-11T04:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2215"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:21:44","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:21:44","slug":"happy-birthday-stacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2215","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Stacy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Top reasons to attend a Pharmacy kid’s party:<\/p>\n

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  1. If you ask for the dilution factor of a mixed drink, they’ll tell you.<\/li>\n
  2. After you’re done drinking, they hand you a giant cup of tap water to restore lost fluid volume.<\/li>\n
  3. Like a prescription, you’re checked to make sure you have everything and that you look okay before being sent out the door. <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    And if things get really bad, the nursing major roommate has your back. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Top reasons to attend a Pharmacy kid’s party: If you ask for the dilution factor of a mixed drink, they’ll tell you. After you’re done drinking, they hand you a giant cup of tap water to restore lost fluid volume. Like a prescription, you’re checked to make sure you have everything and that you look […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2215"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3555,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215\/revisions\/3555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}