{"id":2290,"date":"2011-02-17T11:50:29","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T16:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2290"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:21:39","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:21:39","slug":"i-call-it-betty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2290","title":{"rendered":"I call it Betty."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now&#8217;s the time of year where I get angry and lethargic. I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride it where I go, which is mostly work and the library, but for obvious reasons, those are important places for me to be. <\/p>\n<p>Well, luckily, that time has come. The glacier on the hill near my apartment finally melted. And the luge course that once was Chauncey Hill is now merely a steeply sloping sidewalk of death.<\/p>\n<p>This means we can put the homemade flamethrower plans on hold and finally enjoy the weather. That&#8217;s right, we&#8217;re playing Xbox with the window open. And Betty is free to roam once again. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now&#8217;s the time of year where I get angry and lethargic. I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride it where I go, which is mostly work and the library, but for obvious reasons, those are important places for me to be. Well, luckily, that time has come. The glacier on the hill [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2290"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3547,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290\/revisions\/3547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}