{"id":2294,"date":"2011-02-20T02:55:01","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T07:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2294"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:21:38","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:21:38","slug":"sell-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2294","title":{"rendered":"Sell-out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I haven&#8217;t been very active lately. I&#8217;d like to be, but first I have to do interesting stuff and that&#8217;s just not on the itinerary lately. Behind the scenes here, it&#8217;s really been a steady march towards adulthood. (And most people don&#8217;t realize that the &#8220;Behind the Scenes&#8221; stuff at this blog mostly involves deleting spam comments hocking Cialis and -this is relatively new- abortion clinics.)  And I have business cards now. I am such a sell-out. I forget what I sold out on but I totally did.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/pen.gif\" ><img src='http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/pen_cropped.gif' alt=\"vanity pen\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I haven&#8217;t been very active lately. I&#8217;d like to be, but first I have to do interesting stuff and that&#8217;s just not on the itinerary lately. Behind the scenes here, it&#8217;s really been a steady march towards adulthood. (And most people don&#8217;t realize that the &#8220;Behind the Scenes&#8221; stuff at this blog mostly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2294"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2294"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3546,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2294\/revisions\/3546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}