{"id":2329,"date":"2011-03-25T11:07:27","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T16:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2329"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:21:36","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:21:36","slug":"uiuc-vs-purdue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2329","title":{"rendered":"UIUC vs. Purdue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know you can&#8217;t compare them objectively. But still, I wish I could take some of the good stuff to Indiana. There&#8217;s fewer smokers. The roads are wider and have bike paths that connect to other bike paths. The buses run on Sundays. 24-hour library access. (Not like Purdue&#8217;s where you have to break in.) More shops and eateries. Doesn&#8217;t smell like old people. Asians are under control.<\/p>\n<p><strike>Smoothies. Hell. Yes.<\/strike><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not only the buses, it&#8217;s the culture. I saw performance art here. Freakin&#8217; <strong>performance art<\/strong>. The dorms have different genders separated by one floor as opposed to Purdue&#8217;s 8-inches of brick-then-90-feet-of-open-space-more-brick separation. <\/p>\n<p>And Fat sandwiches. End of story. Case closed. Good night, everybody.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you can&#8217;t compare them objectively. But still, I wish I could take some of the good stuff to Indiana. There&#8217;s fewer smokers. The roads are wider and have bike paths that connect to other bike paths. The buses run on Sundays. 24-hour library access. (Not like Purdue&#8217;s where you have to break in.) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2329"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3543,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329\/revisions\/3543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}