{"id":2382,"date":"2011-08-08T18:58:06","date_gmt":"2011-08-08T23:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2382"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:21:31","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:21:31","slug":"bright-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2382","title":{"rendered":"Bright idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy: Do you think we should try ground turkey?<br \/>\nDylan: I don&#8217;t see why not.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_foodborne_illness_outbreaks_in_the_United_States#2011\"><img src=\"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/cargill.jpg\" alt=\"turkey recall\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Salmonella Heidelberg&#8221;? Sounds exotic. Like Euro-Disney. No, really, it sounds like salmonella&#8217;s alter ego from Austria.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy: Do you think we should try ground turkey? Dylan: I don&#8217;t see why not. &#8220;Salmonella Heidelberg&#8221;? Sounds exotic. Like Euro-Disney. No, really, it sounds like salmonella&#8217;s alter ego from Austria.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2382"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3536,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2382\/revisions\/3536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}