{"id":2459,"date":"2012-01-07T01:29:01","date_gmt":"2012-01-07T06:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2459"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:21:23","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:21:23","slug":"white-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2459","title":{"rendered":"White Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This past Noel was whiter than any I can remember. There wasn&#8217;t any snow on the ground unfortunately, but in a gradual and hysterical progression, my relatives are getting whiter. This year, they exchanged gifts of North Face outerwear, tennis rackets and iPads. When I arrived, Rihanna was playing on the iHome and close to midnight, everyone gathered in the living room to watch <em>The Blind Side<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, for me this break was a chance to do a couple of things. The first week was spent working a couple hours a day at work cleaning up the place. The rest of the break, I focused on getting really fat. I lost a lot of weight from binging on cramming. Cue Pierogies&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The second week was spent upgrading Ubuntu distros. The third week was spent downgrading Ubuntu distros and fending off <a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/349\/\">sharks<\/a>. Now I&#8217;ll never upgrade again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This past Noel was whiter than any I can remember. There wasn&#8217;t any snow on the ground unfortunately, but in a gradual and hysterical progression, my relatives are getting whiter. This year, they exchanged gifts of North Face outerwear, tennis rackets and iPads. When I arrived, Rihanna was playing on the iHome and close to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2459"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3524,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459\/revisions\/3524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}