{"id":2497,"date":"2012-05-29T23:34:14","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T04:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2497"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:21:19","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:21:19","slug":"not-dead-yet-only-on-the-inside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2497","title":{"rendered":"Not dead yet; only on the inside"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wow, I forgot I had a blog. I blog that I obviously liked blogging on. I guess I didn’t think you guys didn’t want to hear about my daily life. When I wasn’t making sandwich art in the sandwich mine, I was studying or on my bicycle. <\/p>\n

I have developed a process to studying. It goes like this: <\/p>\n

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  1. I look at my printout of the lecture slides for a while, occasionally circling something.<\/li>\n
  2. I come across an inconsistency or a particularly prickly learning objective. I begin to scowl.<\/li>\n
  3. I grab my paper in one hand and point at it with the other and start yelling, “Screw you, old man! Screw you right in the beard!” referring of course to a professor.<\/li>\n
  4. Repeat.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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      So, that’s a lot of my life right there. That and reddit. All of this is bad news.<\/p>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      Wow, I forgot I had a blog. I blog that I obviously liked blogging on. I guess I didn’t think you guys didn’t want to hear about my daily life. When I wasn’t making sandwich art in the sandwich mine, I was studying or on my bicycle. I have developed a process to studying. It […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2497"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3519,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497\/revisions\/3519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}