{"id":2656,"date":"2013-03-17T18:00:08","date_gmt":"2013-03-17T23:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2656"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:21:06","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:21:06","slug":"but-its-not-too-nice-to-steal-soap-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2656","title":{"rendered":"But it&#8217;s not too nice to steal soap from"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If it&#8217;s not readily apparent, I didn&#8217;t have internet on this trip so the fragments of blog posts and tweet drafts saved on my phone will find new life here in the the form of the post-trip posts. Would be tweets will be indicated <font color=4099FF>as such<\/font>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not like this place didn&#8217;t have Wi-fi. It had everything. But we just didn&#8217;t want to pay the $95 fee for a week&#8217;s internet. But seriously, this place had everything under the sun you wish a resort had. (And it was still being expanded. We could actually see deforestation from our room.) There was a lazy river, beachfront, in-pool bar, all of which I used. <\/p>\n<p>Also, stemmed glasses. They came with the room and class up anything you put in them. Water, juice, milk, whatever. You could put moonshine in a wineglass; it&#8217;ll immediately stop being moonshine and become whatever the French name for moonshine is.<\/p>\n<p>I also ate a good, but small-portioned meal off of an oblong rectangular plate. Because <font color=4099FF>round plates are for poor people<\/font>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_3134.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_3134-415x311.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3134\" width=\"415\" height=\"311\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2679\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_3134-415x311.jpg 415w, https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_3134-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it&#8217;s not readily apparent, I didn&#8217;t have internet on this trip so the fragments of blog posts and tweet drafts saved on my phone will find new life here in the the form of the post-trip posts. Would be tweets will be indicated as such. It&#8217;s not like this place didn&#8217;t have Wi-fi. It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2656"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3501,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656\/revisions\/3501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}