{"id":2795,"date":"2013-06-25T12:52:30","date_gmt":"2013-06-25T17:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2795"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:20:59","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:20:59","slug":"an-old-man-along-the-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2795","title":{"rendered":"An old man along the way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, let&#8217;s say you&#8217;re a 68-year-old, 100-lbs, gaunt, emaciated old man coming into the hospital with complaints of stomach pain and loss of appetite. Then ultrasound reveals an extragastric mass, and labs show severe immunosuppression. It&#8217;s sad, I know. <\/p>\n<p>But you know what&#8217;s not cool?<\/p>\n<p>Throwing your blanket over your head and holding perfectly still until the pharmacy student approaches your bed, at which point you whip it off and stare straight at him. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, let&#8217;s say you&#8217;re a 68-year-old, 100-lbs, gaunt, emaciated old man coming into the hospital with complaints of stomach pain and loss of appetite. Then ultrasound reveals an extragastric mass, and labs show severe immunosuppression. It&#8217;s sad, I know. But you know what&#8217;s not cool? Throwing your blanket over your head and holding perfectly still [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2795"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3489,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions\/3489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}