{"id":2888,"date":"2013-11-02T19:22:41","date_gmt":"2013-11-03T00:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2888"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:20:51","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:20:51","slug":"getting-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=2888","title":{"rendered":"Getting in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So tired. The 11-hour days don&#8217;t help, but the main problem is the asthma at night and the allergies in the day. I must be sensitive to pretty much everything here in Fort Wayne. Harvest dust or cul de sacs or WASPs or <em>something<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>The plus side is that I&#8217;m only 3 miles away from the hospital. So it&#8217;s only a six-minute drive. (It&#8217;s not like walking is an option. There aren&#8217;t any sidewalks for a great deal of the way.) And the place is pretty legit, too. Like they gave me a badge reel.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/wpid-DSC_0091.jpg\"><img title=\"DSC_0091.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/wpid-DSC_0091.jpg\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>The last hospital I was at didn&#8217;t. All they gave me was a little alligator clip that I put on my white coat&#8217;s right pocket so I don&#8217;t accidentally knock it off like I do when it&#8217;s on my lapel. One time I was carrying a two coffees into the pharmacy and had my hands full, but I need to pass my badge near the RF reader on the wall to unlock the door. I was just too short to bump up against it so I had to do little hops and hip thrusts to try to get my hip up nearer to the reader. A technician chose just that moment to open the door from the inside, as I had my leg up on the wall, sort of straddling and dry humping the door jamb.<\/p>\n<p>So that&#8217;s why I need a badge reel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So tired. The 11-hour days don&#8217;t help, but the main problem is the asthma at night and the allergies in the day. I must be sensitive to pretty much everything here in Fort Wayne. Harvest dust or cul de sacs or WASPs or something. The plus side is that I&#8217;m only 3 miles away from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2888"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2888"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3478,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2888\/revisions\/3478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}