{"id":348,"date":"2007-11-12T22:31:47","date_gmt":"2007-11-13T03:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=348"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:24:17","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:24:17","slug":"because-dream-journals-are-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=348","title":{"rendered":"Because dream journals are cool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This time, I was in a kid&#8217;s room. Messy, with laundry everywhere. The carpet&#8217;s a dull beige and there&#8217;s a translucent curtain in front of the open bay window. With the exception of a bed, it&#8217;s fairly spacious. I&#8217;m fighting a friend of mine, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yuen_Wo_Ping\">Woo Ping<\/a>-style, with -bet you didn&#8217;t see this coming- pieces of random laundry. One in each of our hands. All I remember is jumping off the bed into mid air over my opponent, flipping and bouncing off a vaulted ceiling and landing behind him, swinging home a finishing blow with a wool sweater to the back of his head. He falls over. He&#8217;s not dead, because he&#8217;s smiling and I hit him with a fricking <em>wool<\/em> sweater. <\/p>\n<p>SCENE CHANGE<\/p>\n<p>There is a building on a bluff overlooking a city whose lights stretch for miles. I&#8217;m on top of a mansion or something. (It had a swimming pool and deck chairs.) A muted wind blows past. I look down the cliff side. In my hand is a Motorola KRZR K1m.<\/p>\n<p>SCENE CHANGE<\/p>\n<p>In various classes in school, I&#8217;m tying my shoes. Every time I do, someone notices the holes in the bottom of my socks. They make fun of me for my &#8220;hobo socks&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh wait. That last one was real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This time, I was in a kid&#8217;s room. Messy, with laundry everywhere. The carpet&#8217;s a dull beige and there&#8217;s a translucent curtain in front of the open bay window. With the exception of a bed, it&#8217;s fairly spacious. I&#8217;m fighting a friend of mine, Woo Ping-style, with -bet you didn&#8217;t see this coming- pieces of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=348"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3741,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions\/3741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}