{"id":355,"date":"2007-11-28T22:00:38","date_gmt":"2007-11-29T04:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=355"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:24:13","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:24:13","slug":"quilt-shotgun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=355","title":{"rendered":"“Quilt” Shotgun"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’ll be a pretty simple week. The Purdue University application is due by Friday. I can write an (optional, but strongly recommended) “Personal Statement” as an essay. There’s no limit or minimum of words. I was gonna turn in an original piece anyway. Purdue has one of the nation’s best pharmacy programs. But because I’m not 100% sure of going into pharmacy, it serves as a sort of backup school. My lack of true motivation also makes it a little difficult to write essay about how I would like to go into pharmacy.<\/p>\n

There’s also a 3000 word essay for CWLT (pronounced “quilt”) that’s 15% of the final grade hovering over me at all times. The closest metaphor I can think of is Venegoni standing behind me with a shotgun continuously for the next three weeks. (As you can see, the metaphorical firearms become progressively larger and larger as the semester wears on.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’ll be a pretty simple week. The Purdue University application is due by Friday. I can write an (optional, but strongly recommended) “Personal Statement” as an essay. There’s no limit or minimum of words. I was gonna turn in an original piece anyway. Purdue has one of the nation’s best pharmacy programs. But because I’m […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3736,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions\/3736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}