{"id":369,"date":"2011-09-03T11:10:25","date_gmt":"2011-09-03T16:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=369"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:21:29","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:21:29","slug":"grapism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"Grapism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just realized I&#8217;m a horrible person. <\/p>\n<p>I eat the smallest and most raisiny grapes first then eat the most aesthetically pleasing, largest ones last. I&#8217;m a dirty, discriminatory grapist. I&#8217;m a produce Eugenicist. I do the same thing with chips and raisins.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, well, I&#8217;m eat all of them eventually. Maybe that just makes me a fruit genocidist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just realized I&#8217;m a horrible person. I eat the smallest and most raisiny grapes first then eat the most aesthetically pleasing, largest ones last. I&#8217;m a dirty, discriminatory grapist. I&#8217;m a produce Eugenicist. I do the same thing with chips and raisins. Wait, well, I&#8217;m eat all of them eventually. Maybe that just makes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3533,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions\/3533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}