{"id":3762,"date":"2014-04-25T22:33:46","date_gmt":"2014-04-26T03:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=3762"},"modified":"2014-04-25T22:41:10","modified_gmt":"2014-04-26T03:41:10","slug":"shark-jump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=3762","title":{"rendered":"Shark jump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I guess I kind of disappeared from this blog for the last few months, huh? I&#8217;ve stayed active on Twitter and Facebook maybe only because those are a lot less time-consuming. It is nowhere near efficient the length of time it takes me to choose blog titles. I try to maintain consistently high standards for my posts and that makes me choose not to devote time to them at all rather than put out a short crappy post. <\/p>\n<p>Well, no more? Posts from now on may be crappier and shorter!<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s preferable than long posts because the long posts take a long time to write\/proofread and this isn&#8217;t exactly The New Yorker. But I realized when I kept checking everyday for X-men: DOFP news that a little bit of seemingly insignificant information is just what people need to tide them over. Or maybe it&#8217;s a sign of a growing JLaw addiction&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hmm. Long story short. I owe you. News, a conversation, possibly money depending on who or who\/where you are. I begin with this post, which I pounded out in ten minutes, tells you surprising little of what I&#8217;ve been doing, and I have not proofread thus ensuring that th<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I guess I kind of disappeared from this blog for the last few months, huh? I&#8217;ve stayed active on Twitter and Facebook maybe only because those are a lot less time-consuming. It is nowhere near efficient the length of time it takes me to choose blog titles. I try to maintain consistently high [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3762"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3762"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3765,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3762\/revisions\/3765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}