{"id":3768,"date":"2014-05-04T20:42:35","date_gmt":"2014-05-05T01:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=3768"},"modified":"2014-05-06T10:02:32","modified_gmt":"2014-05-06T15:02:32","slug":"what-i-learned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=3768","title":{"rendered":"What I learned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So what have I been doing the last few months? Oh-ho-ho, wouldn&#8217;t you like to know?<\/p>\n<p>If Yes, continue reading. If no, return to start.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been in hospitals pharmacies, clinics, the Walgreens corporate office. Getting my degree-required hours for the PharmD and getting life experience. All positive experiences overall. I was commended by a preceptor for the deftness with which I set up a projector and by an ostensibly straight classmate for the way I &#8220;filled out size small scrubs&#8221;. Among other lasting life lessons were the following:<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td>\nMay<\/td>\n<td>How to get free drugs<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\nJune<\/td>\n<td>How to match a shirt and tie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\nJuly<\/td>\n<td>How to not get eaten by lions<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\nAugust<\/td>\n<td>How to survive The Office<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\nSeptember<\/td>\n<td>How to master public transportation<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\nOctober<\/td>\n<td>How to eat out in Boystown<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\nNovember<\/td>\n<td>How to survive your heart breaking<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\nJanuary<\/td>\n<td>How to answer the phone when crazy calls<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\nMarch<\/td>\n<td>How to avoid being in the wrong lane<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\nApril<\/td>\n<td>How to treat moderate non-purulent lumbar cellulitis in patients with risk factors for community-acquired MRSA<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>I&#8217;ll explain later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So what have I been doing the last few months? Oh-ho-ho, wouldn&#8217;t you like to know? If Yes, continue reading. If no, return to start. I&#8217;ve been in hospitals pharmacies, clinics, the Walgreens corporate office. Getting my degree-required hours for the PharmD and getting life experience. All positive experiences overall. I was commended by a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3768"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3768"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3791,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3768\/revisions\/3791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}