{"id":379,"date":"2008-02-06T11:50:31","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T17:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=379"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:23:57","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:23:57","slug":"bago-phobia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=379","title":{"rendered":"Bago-phobia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t sleep too well. Maybe it was the apprehension preceding the snow day, though I wasn&#8217;t all that excited. It was probably the gusts of wind blowing snow against my window all night, making a distinctive sound. I had repeated dreams of someone unfurling a plastic bag, then woke up in a cold sweat. I find my purported fear of plastic bags slightly more disconcerting than the fact that I have nightmares about plastic bags.<\/p>\n<p>So since it&#8217;s been snowing so much lately, mom got the idea to stop using the freezer and just put food in a cooler outside buried in snow. That&#8217;s why this morning, you would have found me knee-deep in blinding snow, one hand holding a bowl of cereal, the other shoved elbow-deep in in a snow drift searching for milk. By the time I actually found it, my Frosted Mini-wheats were actually frosted, as was every other part of my body.<\/p>\n<p>Well, this Snow Day is only half over. I&#8217;m going to join my peers down at the maypole as soon as I&#8217;m done with my CWLT reading, which should be in May.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t sleep too well. Maybe it was the apprehension preceding the snow day, though I wasn&#8217;t all that excited. It was probably the gusts of wind blowing snow against my window all night, making a distinctive sound. I had repeated dreams of someone unfurling a plastic bag, then woke up in a cold sweat. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3718,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions\/3718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}