{"id":3816,"date":"2014-05-10T12:05:45","date_gmt":"2014-05-10T17:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=3816"},"modified":"2014-05-10T14:18:41","modified_gmt":"2014-05-10T19:18:41","slug":"coffee-business-of-the-turks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=3816","title":{"rendered":"Coffee business of the Turks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I tried Turkish coffee and it&#8217;s interesting. Tiny and pricey. But you can&#8217;t say any cup that alters your perception of time and makes you think the cashier&#8217;s a wizard was a bad purchase. The preparation process consists of super finely ground (like <em>fine<\/em> fine) coffee that&#8217;s basically silt. And they just brew it and give you a cup of that with the liquid on top and the sludge on the bottom. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/wpid-img_20140510_115937460-e1399744935211.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/wpid-img_20140510_115937460-e1399744935211.jpg\" alt=\"wpid-img_20140510_115937460.jpg\" width=\"209\" height=\"279\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-3815\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>DO NOT &#8220;bottoms up&#8221; this. The baristo gave me rather dire warning not to attempt such a thing because he &#8220;just painted the ceiling&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m really feeling, like the whole <em>place<\/em> here. Really, all the vibes. The music&#8217;s good, the food&#8217;s good. The AC is on a <em>bit<\/em> too high, but if I keep tremoring I won&#8217;t even be that cold soon. I think I&#8217;ll feel better if I start escorting people to their tables. Yeah, I&#8217;ll do that now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I tried Turkish coffee and it&#8217;s interesting. Tiny and pricey. But you can&#8217;t say any cup that alters your perception of time and makes you think the cashier&#8217;s a wizard was a bad purchase. The preparation process consists of super finely ground (like fine fine) coffee that&#8217;s basically silt. And they just brew it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3816"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3816"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3824,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3816\/revisions\/3824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}