{"id":388,"date":"2008-03-04T22:03:18","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T04:03:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=388"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:23:49","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:23:49","slug":"potato-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"Potato Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stopped covering my mouth to sneeze a couple of years ago. I found that too unsanitary since I touch stuff with my hands. So for a while I sneezed into my sleeve\/armpit. It wasn&#8217;t as effective or as graceful. So the new thing i tried recently was to lift up the collar of my shirt and sneeze in there. This was especially useful on days that I am a walking contagion and everyone else is eating. Well, I tried that today while eating my mashed potatoes at lunch. I ended up covering the inside of my shirt with potato. Smooth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stopped covering my mouth to sneeze a couple of years ago. I found that too unsanitary since I touch stuff with my hands. So for a while I sneezed into my sleeve\/armpit. It wasn&#8217;t as effective or as graceful. So the new thing i tried recently was to lift up the collar of my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[24,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3710,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions\/3710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}