{"id":390,"date":"2008-03-12T16:05:58","date_gmt":"2008-03-12T22:05:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=390"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:23:47","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:23:47","slug":"the-hobbit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=390","title":{"rendered":"The Hobbit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate the 12-minute run. Making us run around till we puke; oh, that&#8217;s a great way to gauge our fitness. At the very least, it will gauge whether or not we&#8217;re eating breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve already assumed (if you know me) that I&#8217;m the shortest senior in my PE period. So while everyone gets to take long graceful strides during the run, I have to shuffle along comically on my short legs like a hobbit. It&#8217;s not dignifying.<\/p>\n<p>At least this time, I didn&#8217;t collapse and accidentally lick the field house floor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate the 12-minute run. Making us run around till we puke; oh, that&#8217;s a great way to gauge our fitness. At the very least, it will gauge whether or not we&#8217;re eating breakfast. You&#8217;ve already assumed (if you know me) that I&#8217;m the shortest senior in my PE period. So while everyone gets to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3708,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions\/3708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}