{"id":391,"date":"2008-03-14T10:59:26","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T16:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=391"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:23:46","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:23:46","slug":"burritoes-and-explosions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":"Burritoes and Explosions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A happy pi day to all.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/pi.JPG' alt='pi pin' \/><br \/>\nI celebrated by wearing this rockin&#8217; pin that I soldered freshman year in Art 1. It&#8217;s only about the size of a quarter. I should have aimed a little bigger. Something like a giant pendant I wear around my neck like Flavor Flav. That&#8217;d be awesome if I were in Jewelry and had time to solder it.<\/p>\n<p>Well, you had no way of knowing but I survived. I survived the inevitable day when the Double Execution Style would come to a head. Thursday: a chem test and a physics test on the same day. Electricity and thermodynamics. And this is a giant three-chapter physics test and a still-intimidating 7\/10 of a standard Chem test. A third night in a row of 6-hours sleep and I still didn&#8217;t have the chem homework set finished. I think I was tragically overconfident for the Chem test. And the physics test? Well, that was just plain tragic. <\/p>\n<p>Cassidy made it up to us Friday.<\/p>\n<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/video.lardbucket.org\/FlowPlayer.swf?config=%7Bembedded%3Atrue%2CmenuItems%3A%5Bfalse%2Ctrue%2Ctrue%2Cfalse%2Cfalse%2Ctrue%5D%2CshowFullScreenButton%3Afalse%2CplayList%3A%5B%7Burl%3A%27ctp%2Ejpg%27%7D%2C%7Burl%3A%27getVideo%2F1069094928%27%7D%5D%2CbaseURL%3A%27http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Elardbucket%2Eorg%2F%27%2CshowPlayListButtons%3Afalse%2CshowLoopButton%3Afalse%2CinitialScale%3A%27orig%27%2Cloop%3Afalse%2CautoPlay%3Afalse%7D\" width=\"320\" height=\"262\" scale=\"noscale\" bgcolor=\"111111\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" allowNetworking=\"all\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\"\/><\/p>\n<p>(Notice the ghostly silhouette captured toward the end?)<\/p>\n<p>Another first for me: eating an entire Chipotle burrito in one sitting. You probably know them better as ~1-lbs, 1000-Calorie, 3-inch thick, more-than-most-actual-Mexicans-eat-in-a-day, tortilla wrapped rice bombs. I&#8217;ve only had three of these previously and the last one was eaten in two sittings accompanied by a large glass of milk. The problem is that my mouth is not big enough to bite all to the way to the center region so I have to tackle the middle column of meat, rice and salsa with a fork. I thought to myself that I should order the salad next time. Then I had another thought: #$~! salads. So let today mark the first time I finished an entire Chipotle burrito without any help or milk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A happy pi day to all. I celebrated by wearing this rockin&#8217; pin that I soldered freshman year in Art 1. It&#8217;s only about the size of a quarter. I should have aimed a little bigger. Something like a giant pendant I wear around my neck like Flavor Flav. That&#8217;d be awesome if I were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3707,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions\/3707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}