{"id":3969,"date":"2015-06-20T18:15:41","date_gmt":"2015-06-20T23:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=3969"},"modified":"2015-06-20T18:15:41","modified_gmt":"2015-06-20T23:15:41","slug":"how-to-answer-the-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=3969","title":{"rendered":"How to answer the phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m told I do a terrible Bostonian. Too cartoony and brash. I&#8217;ve never been to Boston so I don&#8217;t know what the appropriate levels of cartoony and brash are. So I&#8217;ve been working it from the other angle. To use my normal voice as a baseline and slowly incorporate the accent onto the ends of words. (&#8220;CVS Phahmahcy&#8221;). I&#8217;ve confused at least one technician so far. Gotta branch out into Canadian\/Minnesotan and Georgian. <\/p>\n<p>I gotta get my fun in when I can, right?<\/p>\n<p>Lately I&#8217;ve been entertaining the idea of being a voice actor. Like amateur stuff. Like motion comics for amateur artists or audiobooks. I&#8217;m told I have a good &#8220;radio voice&#8221; based on how I page patients to the pharmacy. And with two octaves, I can maybe do two or three different characters without leaving my usual range. This would be so much easier if I were more worldly or at least had a more diverse group of friends to chat with. Then I could pick up more voices. It&#8217;s harder than I thought it would be. 8 weeks in &#8220;Ohio&#8221; and I still can&#8217;t do that accent. But few can. <\/p>\n<p>I also recently concluded that I&#8217;m a baritone. At least when I sing. Or a low tenor. Someone with expertise on this, <em>please<\/em> correct me if I&#8217;m wrong, but since I&#8217;ve recently committed my singing to silicon for the first time, I was considering picking up the piano again. Step 1: Piano Man by Billy Joel. <del datetime=\"2015-06-20T23:14:34+00:00\">(Step 0: pick up a keyboard from someone)<\/del>. Then practice. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m told I do a terrible Bostonian. Too cartoony and brash. I&#8217;ve never been to Boston so I don&#8217;t know what the appropriate levels of cartoony and brash are. So I&#8217;ve been working it from the other angle. To use my normal voice as a baseline and slowly incorporate the accent onto the ends of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3969"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3982,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969\/revisions\/3982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}