{"id":399,"date":"2008-04-18T20:07:17","date_gmt":"2008-04-19T02:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=399"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:23:41","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:23:41","slug":"seeking-morpheus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"Seeking Morpheus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve said it before. Sleep deprivation sucks.<\/p>\n<p>It especially sucks when I have to, you know, do stuff. I&#8217;m usually fine for most of the day. My body uses its glycogen reserves to keep me alert if not fully cognizant. Then between 5:00 and 7:00 PM I&#8217;m a lump. I usually end up lying on the ground in front of the TV watching Family Guy without the common sense to take an actual nap until I realize that it&#8217;s 7:00 and I haven&#8217;t done my homework. I would get another adrenaline rush and get work done (if not fully cognizant of it) until 11:00 when I realize that I should have gone to bed. Unfortunately, the &#8220;Inner Asian&#8221; in me insists that I complete all my homework before sleep. <\/p>\n<p>So that&#8217;s what happened Monday night. Then Tuesday night. And so on. Til Thursday night when I knew I needed to be on my toes for a Chem test on liquids and solids. Then it happened again. So I (azn)failed a physics quiz and didn&#8217;t finish my chem homework during lunch. Considering my C on the electrochemistry test, I don&#8217;t think I am within reach of an A anymore.<\/p>\n<p>So I get an envelope through &#8220;ClassMail&#8221;, the teachers&#8217; aide messaging service. It says I&#8217;ve been chosen (along with Meredith) for a leadership recognition award luncheon at Maggiano&#8217;s Little Italy on May 2. I was a little excited until I saw that we had to dress &#8220;business casual&#8221;. *sigh* Tie, slacks, fancy shoes? Sorry. Not for me. Plus I&#8217;ll miss a whole day of AP review. And I need to score fours or higher on all of them to receive recognition as&#8230; um&#8230; to feel&#8230; proud of my&#8230; accomplishments.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and according to Anthony Bae, I have &#8220;vampire length&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Canine_tooth\">canines<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve said it before. Sleep deprivation sucks. It especially sucks when I have to, you know, do stuff. I&#8217;m usually fine for most of the day. My body uses its glycogen reserves to keep me alert if not fully cognizant. Then between 5:00 and 7:00 PM I&#8217;m a lump. I usually end up lying on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3701,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/3701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}