{"id":403,"date":"2008-05-01T19:41:19","date_gmt":"2008-05-02T01:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=403"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:23:38","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:23:38","slug":"slideshow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"Slideshow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For all of Sunday night, and most of Monday night, I was working hard on the Math Team&#8217;s annual slideshow, which has for several years been the domain of personal idol, Dan Pfeiffer (Why did you leave, Dan? WHY?!!!) who regrettably graduated. He did the previous two year&#8217;s slideshows, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=75uJF7ohtMw&#038;feature=user\">2006<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=V6yTQYBFsrc\">2007<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It runs a total of 6 min 20 sec and is comprised of photos from Mrs. Barfield, Schmitz and myself. The two songs used are, well, the first one is obvious, and the second one is &#8220;Little James&#8221; by Oasis.<\/p>\n<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/video.lardbucket.org\/FlowPlayer.swf?config=%7Bembedded%3Atrue%2CmenuItems%3A%5Bfalse%2Ctrue%2Ctrue%2Cfalse%2Cfalse%2Ctrue%5D%2CshowFullScreenButton%3Afalse%2CplayList%3A%5B%7Burl%3A%27ctp%2Ejpg%27%7D%2C%7Burl%3A%27getVideo%2F2097674234%27%7D%5D%2CbaseURL%3A%27http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Elardbucket%2Eorg%2F%27%2CshowPlayListButtons%3Afalse%2CshowLoopButton%3Afalse%2CinitialScale%3A%27orig%27%2Cloop%3Afalse%2CautoPlay%3Afalse%7D\" width=\"320\" height=\"262\" scale=\"noscale\" bgcolor=\"111111\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" allowNetworking=\"all\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Perks to being the one making the slideshow:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Acne mysteriously disappears from all photos of myself.<\/li>\n<li>I can name myself whatever I want.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Drawbacks:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>White people&#8217;s red-eye. Red-eye is never a problem with Junyong or Matt Yang or Junyong&#8217;s sister. This is also why Walthers didn&#8217;t appear as much as he could&#8217;ve.<\/li>\n<li>Single core rendering.<\/li>\n<li>Format compatibility.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There&#8217;s a weird happy feeling that I get knowing that I created something special that people enjoyed, like inventing a famous sandwich or case mod or webapp. <\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll notice that I wore contacts for the night at the hotel. This was for several reasons, one of which is to have adequate vision for swimming in the pool. I want to avoid accidentally tackling an unusually tall 12-year-old Canadian tourist by the pool deck during a heated game of Leonhard Euler. I have a supply of 30 pairs of disposable one-day use contacts just for such a purpose. They have an interesting effect on people. Nicole thinks I look younger, while Dan thinks I look five years older. I think I just look weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all of Sunday night, and most of Monday night, I was working hard on the Math Team&#8217;s annual slideshow, which has for several years been the domain of personal idol, Dan Pfeiffer (Why did you leave, Dan? WHY?!!!) who regrettably graduated. He did the previous two year&#8217;s slideshows, 2006 and 2007. It runs a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,19,21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3698,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions\/3698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}