{"id":4056,"date":"2018-04-08T20:23:54","date_gmt":"2018-04-09T01:23:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=4056"},"modified":"2018-04-08T20:23:54","modified_gmt":"2018-04-09T01:23:54","slug":"adulting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=4056","title":{"rendered":"Adulting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve heard this term thrown around a lot lately. As a symptom of the greater conflict in our generation of the uncertainty and insecurity in our accomplishments as so-called grown-ups. We&#8217;re a few years out of school now and, I dunno about some of your friends, but I hear about my former classmates getting married, having babies, BUYING HORSES. Not houses. HORSES.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, they&#8217;re buying houses too. That&#8217;s scary, too. Decades long mortgages. Painting walls, deck building, installing trim. They&#8217;re like doing pretty permanent stuff.<\/p>\n<p>And here I am. I bought my first frying pan. <\/p>\n<p>I mean I feel good about the purchase. Copper pans are nonstick af. So I got that at least. <\/p>\n<p>*pauses, closes laptop, looks directly at camera*<\/p>\n<p>Dylan&#8217;s getting married. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve heard this term thrown around a lot lately. As a symptom of the greater conflict in our generation of the uncertainty and insecurity in our accomplishments as so-called grown-ups. We&#8217;re a few years out of school now and, I dunno about some of your friends, but I hear about my former classmates getting married, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4057,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4056\/revisions\/4057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}