People I don’t even know say hi to me. It’s just like back home. There’s even a Joonyoung Park and a Peter Kim.<\/p>\n
I’ve met people from China and India and Ohio. My new friends like to play Ultimate Frisbie a lot. (So that’s why Custable taught it to us.) However, the lack of proper facilities meant we had to appropriate the lawn next to McCutcheon Hall. Unfortunately, due to unexplained landscaping, I fell into a hole.\nBackpedaling for the frisbie, I turned as I landed one foot in the hole twisted and apparently passed through the tree. I broke my fall with my hands and ribcage on the surprisingly sharp retaining wall bricks, and now I have bruises and “emo wrists”.<\/p>\n
Or in emo poetry form: <\/p>\n
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falling\non the surprisingly sharp retaining wall\nI have bruises and emo wrists\nswitchblade<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
While I was walking through the Engineering mall some guy came up beside me and tried to spark up a conversation as he handed me a flyer for the Rowing team. As I walked home, I thought, “Was he blind?” I lack the physical strength for the rowing team. The only things I have going for me are my low weight and my aerodynamic haircut. (I do<\/em> know that I can carry a 160-lbs. Chris Brown up Chauncey Hill. It’s like having a extra heavy backpack who talks and keeps breathing on your neck.)<\/p>\nThen I realized: that is<\/em> all I have to offer. He wanted me to be the guy yelling “stroke” at everybody. I decided I’d go. Though if they have any sense at all, they would pick the anorexic guitar player from the second floor.<\/p>\nI got a care package from home. It contained some coaxial cable, a USB hub and some chemistry goggles.<\/p>\nIf you remember the Plan B<\/a>, I actually used it on Thursday because as everyone knows, Thursdays suck. I have to go a half mile from Lilly to the Heine building in 10 minutes. 2640 feet in 600 seconds is an average of 4.4 feet per second. That’s why I whipped out Plan B. Unfortunately, a half-mile over hot asphalt carrying 160 lbs of books and student caused the generic wheels to fail.\n<\/p>\nYou see, this is “Roadstar” brand scooter. Instead of the solid plastic wheels of the Razor brand, these wheels have a rigid polymer shell and a filling made of what can only be described as “hot glue gun<\/a> ammo”. The outer plastic “tire” buckled from the rim and the filling, liquefied from the commute’s 350+ (Kelvin) temperatures, seeped out and collapsed the tread. It just goes to show you that if you want to purchase high-performance kick scooters, make sure the wheels are non-cast, unlayered, transparent, injection-molded polyurethane.[1]<\/sup><\/a><\/p>\nBy the way, I never did get to the Rowing team call out meeting. I ended up getting distracted and singing a “Piano Man” duet with Chris Brown at Karaoke Night in the Harrison Grille.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"People I don’t even know say hi to me. It’s just like back home. There’s even a Joonyoung Park and a Peter Kim. I’ve met people from China and India and Ohio. My new friends like to play Ultimate Frisbie a lot. (So that’s why Custable taught it to us.) However, the lack of proper […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3677,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions\/3677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Then I realized: that is<\/em> all I have to offer. He wanted me to be the guy yelling “stroke” at everybody. I decided I’d go. Though if they have any sense at all, they would pick the anorexic guitar player from the second floor.<\/p>\nI got a care package from home. It contained some coaxial cable, a USB hub and some chemistry goggles.<\/p>\nIf you remember the Plan B<\/a>, I actually used it on Thursday because as everyone knows, Thursdays suck. I have to go a half mile from Lilly to the Heine building in 10 minutes. 2640 feet in 600 seconds is an average of 4.4 feet per second. That’s why I whipped out Plan B. Unfortunately, a half-mile over hot asphalt carrying 160 lbs of books and student caused the generic wheels to fail.\n<\/p>\nYou see, this is “Roadstar” brand scooter. Instead of the solid plastic wheels of the Razor brand, these wheels have a rigid polymer shell and a filling made of what can only be described as “hot glue gun<\/a> ammo”. The outer plastic “tire” buckled from the rim and the filling, liquefied from the commute’s 350+ (Kelvin) temperatures, seeped out and collapsed the tread. It just goes to show you that if you want to purchase high-performance kick scooters, make sure the wheels are non-cast, unlayered, transparent, injection-molded polyurethane.[1]<\/sup><\/a><\/p>\nBy the way, I never did get to the Rowing team call out meeting. I ended up getting distracted and singing a “Piano Man” duet with Chris Brown at Karaoke Night in the Harrison Grille.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"People I don’t even know say hi to me. It’s just like back home. There’s even a Joonyoung Park and a Peter Kim. I’ve met people from China and India and Ohio. My new friends like to play Ultimate Frisbie a lot. (So that’s why Custable taught it to us.) However, the lack of proper […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3677,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions\/3677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
I got a care package from home. It contained some coaxial cable, a USB hub and some chemistry goggles.<\/p>\n
If you remember the Plan B<\/a>, I actually used it on Thursday because as everyone knows, Thursdays suck. I have to go a half mile from Lilly to the Heine building in 10 minutes. 2640 feet in 600 seconds is an average of 4.4 feet per second. That’s why I whipped out Plan B. Unfortunately, a half-mile over hot asphalt carrying 160 lbs of books and student caused the generic wheels to fail.\n<\/p>\nYou see, this is “Roadstar” brand scooter. Instead of the solid plastic wheels of the Razor brand, these wheels have a rigid polymer shell and a filling made of what can only be described as “hot glue gun<\/a> ammo”. The outer plastic “tire” buckled from the rim and the filling, liquefied from the commute’s 350+ (Kelvin) temperatures, seeped out and collapsed the tread. It just goes to show you that if you want to purchase high-performance kick scooters, make sure the wheels are non-cast, unlayered, transparent, injection-molded polyurethane.[1]<\/sup><\/a><\/p>\nBy the way, I never did get to the Rowing team call out meeting. I ended up getting distracted and singing a “Piano Man” duet with Chris Brown at Karaoke Night in the Harrison Grille.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"People I don’t even know say hi to me. It’s just like back home. There’s even a Joonyoung Park and a Peter Kim. I’ve met people from China and India and Ohio. My new friends like to play Ultimate Frisbie a lot. (So that’s why Custable taught it to us.) However, the lack of proper […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3677,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions\/3677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
You see, this is “Roadstar” brand scooter. Instead of the solid plastic wheels of the Razor brand, these wheels have a rigid polymer shell and a filling made of what can only be described as “hot glue gun<\/a> ammo”. The outer plastic “tire” buckled from the rim and the filling, liquefied from the commute’s 350+ (Kelvin) temperatures, seeped out and collapsed the tread. It just goes to show you that if you want to purchase high-performance kick scooters, make sure the wheels are non-cast, unlayered, transparent, injection-molded polyurethane.[1]<\/sup><\/a><\/p>\nBy the way, I never did get to the Rowing team call out meeting. I ended up getting distracted and singing a “Piano Man” duet with Chris Brown at Karaoke Night in the Harrison Grille.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"People I don’t even know say hi to me. It’s just like back home. There’s even a Joonyoung Park and a Peter Kim. I’ve met people from China and India and Ohio. My new friends like to play Ultimate Frisbie a lot. (So that’s why Custable taught it to us.) However, the lack of proper […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3677,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions\/3677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
By the way, I never did get to the Rowing team call out meeting. I ended up getting distracted and singing a “Piano Man” duet with Chris Brown at Karaoke Night in the Harrison Grille.<\/p>\n
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Backpedaling for the frisbie, I turned as I landed one foot in the hole twisted and apparently passed through the tree. I broke my fall with my hands and ribcage on the surprisingly sharp retaining wall bricks, and now I have bruises and “emo wrists”.<\/p>\n
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