{"id":745,"date":"2008-09-28T22:45:37","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T02:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=745"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:23:12","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:23:12","slug":"azn-fail-the-college-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=745","title":{"rendered":"Azn Fail: The College Years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How do I feel right now? The movie poster for <em>Platoon<\/em> comes to mind. Except the source of anguish are test scores and not cold-blooded acts of combat-induced betrayal.<\/p>\n<div align='center'>\n<img src='http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/platoon.jpg' alt='me, anguished' \/>\n<\/div>\n<p>I feel like this about a lot of things. These in particular.<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td>Anatomy<\/td>\n<td>27\/40<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Biology<\/td>\n<td>24\/34<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>O-chem<\/td>\n<td>60\/100<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do I feel right now? The movie poster for Platoon comes to mind. Except the source of anguish are test scores and not cold-blooded acts of combat-induced betrayal. I feel like this about a lot of things. These in particular. Anatomy 27\/40 Biology 24\/34 O-chem 60\/100<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,36],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3669,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions\/3669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}