{"id":973,"date":"2008-11-10T00:02:43","date_gmt":"2008-11-10T04:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=973"},"modified":"2014-04-07T09:22:55","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T14:22:55","slug":"covert-casual-wear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/?p=973","title":{"rendered":"Covert casual wear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday was the first day of Pharmacy Days. A bunch of employers set up booths and tried to attract some potential employees. Even though most of them are only interested in graduates, they can&#8217;t not be pestered by prepharm students wanting internships.<\/p>\n<p>I was one of those. And it was only because Larry begged me to dress nice and attend with him so he wouldn&#8217;t look like an idiot because he&#8217;d be walking around all day wearing fancy clothes. So I met him halfway. I wore nice khakis that covertly passed as casual wear and kept a button-up shirt in a plastic bag in my backpack. A t-shirt completed the disguise.<\/p>\n<p>When I do see Larry, lo and behold, he&#8217;s wearing a zip-up hoodie and jeans. Now who looks like the idiot, Larry?!! \u00e8\u00b0\u00a2\u00e8\u00b0\u00a2 for that!!! <\/p>\n<p>So as Larry and I head to the career fair in the Union building after lunch, I donning my dress shirt and him still wearing painfully informal wear and clutching resum&#233;s,  I realize then that I left <em>my <\/em>resum&#233;s back in my room, on my flash drive, 3\/4 of a mile away. <\/p>\n<p>Fifty minutes later, I show up again, after having run to a bus stop, taken it partway, ran the rest, printed five resum&#233;s in the computer lab in the basement, and power walked back to the Union building with them under my arm.<\/p>\n<p>I arrive, sweating, with resum&#233;s that, beside likely containing multiple typos, smell like armpit.<\/p>\n<p>My mindset all along was that this was just an exploratory mission, in preparation for latter years. What I didn&#8217;t expect was all the free stuff. Some of it was to bait students, others contained numbers and other contact info. Some booths even had big piles of fun-size chocolate. (I then wondered about what kind of company would find a need to lure potential employees with candy.) When I went up to Kroger (thinking they were some faceless multinational corporate drug giant but learning that they were a regional supermarket giant), a man in a suit set a brown grocery bag at my feet filled with goodies like microwave noodles, Tostitos and oatmeal packets.  <\/p>\n<p>I passed out a couple of (probably) faulty resum&#233;s and learned a basic protocol for the whole process so I think I got something out of it (meaning experience mostly, not necessarily the two boxes of granola bars, though I got those too). I can&#8217;t say the same for Larry, who earned a death glare from his advisor for the green striped hoodie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday was the first day of Pharmacy Days. A bunch of employers set up booths and tried to attract some potential employees. Even though most of them are only interested in graduates, they can&#8217;t not be pestered by prepharm students wanting internships. I was one of those. And it was only because Larry begged me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=973"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3650,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions\/3650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommy.lardbucket.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}