So I come back from playing outside on the ice. And I find sitting on the chair, a big ole guitar.
Now, my roommate is home for the weekend and he never mentioned having a guitar so I’m a little scared. Not just because it may be someone breaking into my room, but what if it’s not? What if we have a ghost? What if he plays the guitar?! What if he plays the guitar and gets laid a lot?!!
Man, that would suck if he chose to haunt my bed…
Tommy…don’t dis ghost sex till you’ve tried it.