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Dream Journal Strikes back

This one was in the style of an animated kids show. And it was about the eponymous “EskimoMan”. (I’m not outwardly racist. My dreams? Might be.)

So obviously he supposedly lives on the arctic. The first episode was apparently about all of EskimoMan’s friends rejoicing because there’s finally something to eat. The camera pans down to reveal a mostly empty bucket of ice cream, in which most of the contents have been taken save for a few stripes of chocolate clinging to the walls of the container (possibly inspired by scooped out end products of the milkshake process at work?). All the friends are rejoicing/singing/dancing while EskimoMan, mouth agape, looks around in disbelief at his idiot friends.

This is immediately followed by an epilogue preview, featuring a screen of him standing on a pile of bodies as a narrator declares, “Next week, EskimoMan resorts to cannibalism.”

I can’t make this stuff up. I … just can’t. But I woke up laughing hysterically into my pillow. Zach was up already, but I don’t know if he heard the noises I was making. I struggled to stay quiet for so long that I fell asleep again and missed my ochem quiz.

This entry was posted on Friday, March 27th, 2009 at 5:59 pm and is filed under Day-to-Day. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Dream Journal Strikes back”

  1. Neal says:
    March 30, 2009 at 11:20 am

    awww did JY get angry @ teh Jigglypuff post? Well it’s too late! I saw it.

  2. Chris says:
    March 31, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    i genuinely cannot believe that you would claim to not be outwardly racist

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