Extra credit for crocheted leotards

Why do I have to wear a suit to my interview? Hell, why does anybody have to wear suits? Let’s analyze what the suit is saying to the interviewer. It says,

“I heard I should wear a suit.”

AND

“I had money for a suit.”

OR

“I have a suit that fits.”

Having money is not something someone flaunts at a job interview. Doesn’t having money mean you want the job less? You should be dressed in a way that says you want the job and not to say, ” I am a tool of cultural aesthetic who is going to use this garment as a crutch to increase my apparent respectability as I sit here uncomfortably and talk to you but fidget whenever you’re not looking.”

We can wear hand-knit sweaters to business functions. They say so much more.

“I have the tenacity, dedication and fine motor skills to remain at a task until completion. My devotion to this sweater’s creation is a direct reflection of my desire to join your organization.”

OR

“I’m nice enough to Grandma that she knitted this for me. How can you reject a person who’s that nice to his grandmother? You can safely assume my social support is sufficient that a termination-induced homicidal breakdown is unlikely.”

4 Responses to “Extra credit for crocheted leotards”

  1. JY says:

    Only if the rest of the world was like you Tommy Tran.

  2. Chris says:

    is the title of this post related to our furry conversation the other day?

  3. Dylan says:

    On that note, why not just dress as a furry to your interview? I mean, you probably won’t get the job, unless of course your interviewer is also a furry. In which case, not only will you have a job, but someone to help fulfill that urge to have a conversation at the water cooler in a crotchless bunny suit.

  4. Chris says:

    agreed

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