This was once an ordinary Tuesday. Then something extraordinary happened. Something that would change the significance of this day forever: it was chosen.
Human pollution opened a hole in the ozone layer large enough for cosmic rays to surge through and transform this common day of the week in … Super Tuesday.
Able to leap calender years in a single bound and trounce common Mondays, Super Tuesday strives only to win the approval of his Uncle August and to try to stop his evil counterpart, Black Tuesday, a 1954 film from the diabolical mind of Sydney Boehm!
Okay, enough procrastinating, I have to vote.
Don’t get it.
You’re korean.
It mutated to become a super-hero, “SUPER” tuesday…
like the fantastic four…
Aw, how patriotic of you, Tommy.