Okay, so that house I was going to live in didn’t really pan out because the guy renting the house out dumped us. And then my plan to feed coffee grounds to squirrels and see what happens hasn’t really turned up any success. (Have you ever seen a squirrel vomit? It’s the cutest vomiting you’ll ever see!) Things just haven’t been going my way lately.
Okay, I haven’t made a squirrel drink coffee. They don’t touch the stuff. I think I need to mix it with more toffee almond syrup. But that guy did decide to sell the house rather than rent to us. So I’m staying in the same apartment with Dylan and a newly cast character. I don’t know how he will fit in. But that means same security deposit, same location and notably, same squirrels. I’ll hook them yet.
More sugar? Or maybe try espresso?