I flipped shit the first (and only) time we ordered room service. I guess I just wasn’t used to food presented to me on non-cardboard.
“Oh my god, this chip is a bowl. This chip is a bowl and it’s filled with guacamole.”
“You guys! They Saran-wrapped our water glasses. They made sure we had water of maximum freshness!”
“They served the lettuce and tomato separately from your burgers? Somebody does care!”
“I think these fries were individually salted!”