If it’s not readily apparent, I didn’t have internet on this trip so the fragments of blog posts and tweet drafts saved on my phone will find new life here in the the form of the post-trip posts. Would be tweets will be indicated as such.
It’s not like this place didn’t have Wi-fi. It had everything. But we just didn’t want to pay the $95 fee for a week’s internet. But seriously, this place had everything under the sun you wish a resort had. (And it was still being expanded. We could actually see deforestation from our room.) There was a lazy river, beachfront, in-pool bar, all of which I used.
Also, stemmed glasses. They came with the room and class up anything you put in them. Water, juice, milk, whatever. You could put moonshine in a wineglass; it’ll immediately stop being moonshine and become whatever the French name for moonshine is.
I also ate a good, but small-portioned meal off of an oblong rectangular plate. Because round plates are for poor people.
