- I was in a classroom full of people I don’t know. Mr. Rugg was the teacher, but he wasn’t teaching. The purported TA was standing by an overhead showing us to how to use integrals to find the volume of a smoked ham.
(Yes, yes, I need to upgrade my meal plan.)
- First I was watching a Simpsons episode concerning time travel or something. It was sort of a cliched sci-fi plot like Groundhog Day. Then I was with a bunch of friends at a restaurant, except that the menu was all in gibberish, with items like “Kuat” and “Chi”. And I was like, “Hell, no, I’m not eating Chi, that makes me a Chinese vampire or something. And Chinese vampires aren’t scary.”