You get your Cold War Monopoly, Neal. You know what I want to do?
I want to get one of those old Guess Who? games, scan our senior yearbook and paste over all the Guess Who? character tiles with Asians from the yearbook. Then rename it Guess Hu?
“Does your Asian have glasses?”
“No.”
*click, click, click, click, click*
“Is your Asian a white guy?”
“No.”
*click, click*
“Is your Asian Korean?”
“Uhhh… maybe?”
I laughed at “Is your Asian a white guy”.
No glasses Asian? Isn’t that Paul Oh? Patrick is part Asian and part white. So how do we answer that question? What about Neal? Neal’s Asian, but white at the same time.
Can I be an honorary asian?
Who do you think the second white asian is?
HAHAHAHA! My asian victory is complete. Soon I will move to Korea and start up a Kim Chi restaurant.
Andy is pretty damn Asian.
and your mom thinks alex is racist….