Archive for August, 2008

Forced week

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

First and most importantly, I must discuss the status of my binders.

Initially, I saw Weed‘s future as relegation to a back up binder. With the addition of several high-performance accordion binders to my arsenal, the former is becoming increasingly unlikely. Weed has been stripped of rings and contents in favor of a more compact, stripped down variant that I (surprise, surprise) garbage-picked.

The reign of Weed is over. The age of Fivestar has begun.

I was a little surprised to see the sophomore PrePharm curriculum only had three classes, one of which, Physics, I tested out of. So I went ahead and piled Econ and Bio 111 on top of that. I just hope that my classes won’t be like my dinner tray yesterday, wherein the Fritos on my mashed potato mountain began a steadily accelerating plummet towards my sliced peach halves and ruined everything for every one of the five food groups.

It didn’t occur to me until very recently, that college wasn’t just about meeting people and trying new things. There’s also classes involved. And so this week was spent dragging/scootering myself from building to building.

The first class (which I very nearly overslept through) was a 10:30 Organic Chemistry lecture in Lily 1105. My prof is the guy who wrote the book and he’s pretty funny at times. I’m surrounded by sophomores I don’t know who are all more worldly than me and all realized earlier than me that the lecture was a “review”. (I didn’t realize for several days. Huh, probably a bad sign.)

Then I have to hoof it across campus to the Physics building for, you guessed it, AGEC 217, National Economics. My teacher can best be described as “wacky old man”. He sounds like a higher pitched Mr. Lussow (the PE substitute) and possesses just as much energy. He’s also unexpectedly technologically adept. Our readings and assignments are only available online through Blackboard and his powerpoints are surprisingly elaborate. On Friday, he showed us a chart showing the statistical effect on our incomes by our race or height or age. It must have been an outdated chart because it only displayed “White”, “Hispanic” and “Black”. I raised my hand and asked, “Can we assume that the Asians are somewhere off the chart?” As the lecture hall laughed, the middle-aged guy next to me did a fist-pound with me.

On days I don’t have chem and econ, I have biology in Lily 1105 and anatomy in Lily 1105. Bio is a lot of redundancy with the Harper class I took in the summer. So I’m relieved to know some of the stuff I already know but alarmed about some of the stuff I’ll never learn. The class is pretty much the same as Harper though, except that the professor is a brunette.

I have three two-hour labs per week. Anatomy and Biology labs are at 7:30 on Thursdays and Fridays and the Organic Chem lab is Thursday afternoon. I’ve never liked labs in the first place because I’m not very good at them. Neal and JY can back me up here. But having two labs when I’m still half-asleep and one when I’m in my afternoon sugar-crash will change things for the worse. Do you have any idea how hard it is to look in a microscope when you’re sleepy and Asian?

Along with not seeing any freshman friends, I’m also surrounded by battle-hardened sophomores who have been through a year of college and are coming close to the School of Pharmacy application deadline. They are becoming fiercely competitive, feral at times. ravenously devoted to getting accepted and exceeding the performances of their “friends”. So, my position as an undeserving freshman in sophomore classes will probably be …interesting.

It’s my first day.

Monday, August 25th, 2008

“WORK?! You work?”
“A job? You got a job?”
“Wok? You cook?
“I am very disappointed in you, Tommy.”

I don’t know why everyone is so surprised. Do I not seem like the person that would work? I work at the Harrison Grille, which is a restaurant in the lobby of my residence hall. While other buildings are buffet-style, we pride ourselves on our more personal customer contact and quality of service. This past week has been training and I learned to make flatbreads, wraps and scrub potatoes and fry chips. I’ve heard what other people have said about work: that it sucks, that it is eroding their self-esteem, that the radiation gives them cancer. But I disagree.

Call me crazy, but I actually like work. Though it has been pointed out to me that this is my first job ever (true). I’m still caught up in the teamwork and nice smells. Even dishwashing isn’t that bad. There’s this huge industrial dishwasher the size of a minivan that we use after scraping the dishes. It blasts them with all sorts of detergents and drying agents and they come out the other end, still wet, but looking like they’ve been through some sort of hell for dishes.

My first day just happened to be opening night, Sunday, 5:00-9:15. I was put on fryer with a senior supervisor who I think is a junior. I was basically supposed to put something in the basket and hit the right button.

flow chart

I was a bit shaky and first because there is only one 15″ touch screen LCD to view orders on and everyone crowds around it. I can’t fight my way towards it, so I prefer the system where they would yell new orders out and I would fry them.

Four hours, I fried popcorn chicken and fries and spicy chicken sandwich patties and potato chips and nachos. I have never sworn so much, while frying, while fully clothed. The brown paper laid on the counter was overtaken by oil splatters and the floor tiles were slick enough to be curled on. (Canadian curling, not real curling.) Good thing, then, that I’m powered by Vault because I have to do this every Monday (9:00PM-1:00AM) and every other Friday and Sunday. Not necessarily frying something, but I’ll be up to my neck in something.

Soap and Unicorns

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Oh, yes, I’m busy, but I’m still blogging. I’ll keep posting, even if I have to hunt down Dan Pfeiffer and feast upon his internal organs for mana.

Harrison Hall is just like a big hotel. The shower controls are some sort of recursive cipher, the front desk can do just about anything for you, and there’s a grand piano in the lounge. Except that the ice machine works and the hallway smells like sweat and Axe and Xbox. (Incidentally, the girls’ wing smells like soap and daisies and unicorns.)

I’m beginning to live in constant fear that I’m picking up my roommate’s accent. Not that I have anything against accents, I just don’t want him to think I’m mocking him. He’s from a small town in southern Indiana. The accent is subtle and only noticeable on the ends of words. Though most other people don’t have any.

Stuff has different names here. Like “Cornhole” is basically Baggos. Frolf is “Disc Golf”. Pop is still pop, though. (Except to the guy from New Jersey.)

Boiler Gold Rush is the orientation program for freshman. Step one is for them to strap a colored bracelet onto you (They sneaked up on me while I was signing something.) that decides where and when you eat and what activities you do. (Like prison, except that they keep us out late.) It’s surprisingly tough plastic that’s not supposed to come off, even in the shower.

I’m in a group with about 15 other people. Most are from small towns. One from Mexico, one from Warsaw and the others from places with Native American sounding names that I can’t remember but that are also small towns in Indiana. And everyone but me knows how to play “Euchre” which I think is a card game Yahoo! invented. I’ve been taken under their wing as a trainee and say things like, “Are there ones?” and “I have a four of, uh, clovers?” I’ve already mastered some kind of rat screw game involving cell phones and Tootsie Rolls.

Every night there’s buses that go from campus to the local superstores to drum up business and gouge all ignorant and naive college students freshmen. I’m there for free stuff. But the bus stop near my dorm was mobbed with hundreds of cheapos. Getting on was insane. There was more civility at D-Day, more order on the decks of the Titanic, more college students than I’ve ever seen attending an actual class. I’ve done Target, Meijer runs and the Best Buy run is on Thursday. I’ve got three bags of free stuff and 95 cents worth of thumbtacks and it only took me 97 cumulative minutes of waiting and I didn’t get back to my room until 1 AM on either night, but I got a free water bottle and some of that new portable Axe. You know, the one from the commercials where it dissolves some girl’s clothes? All that I can imagine that doing is dramatically increase the rates of sexual assault in this country, but I’m sure I’ll find some use for it.

Speaking of getting stuff free, there was also a business fair in the Armory. (Yes, we have an armory building apparently. I know, I know, red states.) Basically a bunch of businesses and clubs and churches advertising. Most had free stuff.
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Free pizza from several different restaurants. Free Jimmy John’s, DQ, and Starbuck’s samples. Ironically, Circle K gave out live goldfish, while the Nature conservation committee gave out plastic magnets.

I think my week can be summarized fairly succinctly.

Tommy: Morning. Does something smell like vomit to you?
Alex: (shrugs) College.

Yeah…