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Into my Element

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Ah, the first day of summer. I spent my first summer day as an collegiate playing pokemon and fixing my bicycle. Then my cousin called me over to his house to fix his bicycle, a Roadmaster Mt. Fury. His handlebars were loose, his front brake calipers sheared, his transmission cables, badly needing readjustment, allowed only one speed. I screwed up a couple of times, like when I accidentally connected the gear shifter (dérailleur) to his brake handle. Even though I explained to him the logistics of a “turbo” handle, he unfortunately insisted I change it back.

After fixing all that, I sort of went on a binge and started repairing my Element. Not a Honda Element. A Roadmaster.

my bike

First, I retired the Element’s non-functional grip shifter. Into my Element went the front dérailleur cable with the cable/paddle shifter from my old good-only-for-spare-parts-because-its-crap Roadmaster Coyote Pass. Then I removed the non-functional rear brake handle, well, I sort of just plain broke it because I don’t need it anymore. I gave the Coyote’s front brake calipers to my cousin. The Coyote is now almost entirely salvaged of functional parts except for the rear wheel. It’s ready for the garbage pile.

I now have control of my Element’s transmission back and can change gears again.

I guess the message of this post is: Don’t ever, EVER buy Grip-ShiftTM brand handlebar shifters. Stick with paddle-shifters.

Operation Garden Fresh

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

Cassidy often publicly asks himself, “Why am I so easily amused?” The agenda today, the last official day of school for seniors? TP the AP Environmental Science class.

plan of attack

Of course, this actually involved literally days of planning, supply-gathering and screwing around to pull off.

*As many people have been asking about, I’ll answer it here. The choice of name is a reference to Operation Market Garden, an Allied assault in the European theater of WWII.

I now have been asked to make a chem slideshow. My only obstacles are the lack of pictures, and the choice of song. “We Didn’t Start the Fire” has some issues with it: we did start the fire, too many history references. Any suggestions?