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DJs of the Ice Cream Van

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Sleep deprivation sucks. Only 5 hours of sleep a night since Sunday night. Monday night belonged to Venegoni, and Tuesday night was just weird. I woke up at 4:20 AM soaked in sweat during an apparently terrifying dream. In it, I watched Fox’s Saturday night primetime line-up and therefore became a racist. I was unable to fall back to sleep.

This is how my sleep loss manifests. I’m nice and peppy from breakfast through the first half of Physics. I’m able to do basic math but not synthesize formulas or new ideas. Then at exactly 8:00, I begin to lose interest in pretty much everything. My working memory, better known as RAM, decreases exponentially the more sleep I lose. By third period, I’m fighting unconsciousness off with a stick. Venegoni doesn’t help. PE perks me up again. I’m alert but mellow 5th period. Lunch is completely non productive. Chem is torture if there’s a lecture. Which is why I’m essentially two days behind in Chem. All the concept stuff flies right past me. It doesn’t help that it’s at the end of the day.

Luckily for me, there was a lab Wednesday and I just recorded data. Any activity that has me walking around gives me enough glucose to maintain reasonable alertness. After school, I was moving around so I wasn’t falling-down-sleepy like I would have been in a desk. I’m tempted to ask Venegoni if I can walk around the room for the duration of his lectures.

Fast forward to the individual competition. I had to make an undignified run back to our homeroom to dump a cell phone. The sprint must have got my heart rate up because it stayed up for the rest of the half hour. It was maybe 110 bpm the whole time that I was stuck in the desk so I didn’t drop off at all. Now back to normal time.

After school Wednesday, we had two hours til pizza arrived. We had a Font-making Party. Starting with some papers with lots of boxes on them. We fill in all the characters, they’re scanned and the images turned into a Truetype font. Some of the boxes are for characters that never get used like the Yen symbol ¥ and the British pound £. So instead I put the integral symbol ∫. I need that a lot more than the pound. (I only need to add sub and super scripts to include limits. It’s gonna be awesome!)

So on to the math meet. Of course, Schmitz and I had our laptops, Ethernet cable, no less than 3 wireless routers, a Power Squid and enough power adapters to power them all (save one router). We are quickly becoming known as the “DJs of the Ice Cream Van”. With a simple cassette tape to audio jack adapter, we blare techno, Billy Joel, whatever, through the van’s speakers. Just a short jaunt down to Prospect included two Fall Out Boy songs (which divided the bus between Fall Out Boy fans and vehement FOB haters, also known as girls and boys respectively).

Arrival at Prospect had us setting up a little LAN and finding the room’s audio jack. Soon, Bowling for Soup was playing from the ceiling speakers.

We discussed the concept of the “photo-hostile”, those who desperately avoid having their pictures taken. I’m not one of those people, though I probably should be. Whenever someone takes a picture of me, my face lights up like a glazed ham. That is, when the flash is on, the oil on my face reflects it and I resemble a tin foil mannequin. Fun and self-confidence boosting stuff. That’s why I hate the flash.

For the seniors, this was our last district math meet. The subject was Trigonometric identities. Of my three attempted problems, I got two worth 4 points each and missed one worth 6 points. (My poor algebra led me to get 27 where I should have gotten √6.) Oh well, that was dumb. Especially since we were only two points away from first place. *grumble*

Gettin’ Lucky

Friday, February 8th, 2008

I’m really disappointed in myself in terms of Scholastic Bowl. At the beginning of the year, I wasn’t John Nash, but I was formidable in math. Now my algebra skills have atrophied and slowed. I wish I’d kept my skills sharp. I coulda had a math class. I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender, instead of a bum, which I am. Actually, I’m still the science guy, and possess a decent iota of dearly departed Sam’s cinematic knowledge.

At least I got lucky yesterday. The question was:

Name the following Unix commands.
1. The two-letter command that displays the contents of the current folder
2. The two-letter command that copies the specified file
3. The five-letter command that creates a directory
4. The two-letter command that deletes a file

Luck. That’s all there was. All that caused me to boot up my laptop (running Ubuntu linux) and obsessively attempting to delete the album art scattered in a music folder all Wednesday morning; causing me to go hunting down Unix commands for hours before finally giving up and asking Schmitz. That’s all that stood between me and these answers.

1. ls
2. cp
3. mkdir
4. rm

(“How do you live with yourself?!”, demanded Patrick.)

That still wasn’t enough, though. We got beat in both matches. Sometimes, it just comes down to luck. Like when we were asked about an obscure short story about a gem being dropped to the bottom of the ocean. Neal guessed, “The Gem” just so we could say we said something. The captain of BG’s team rang in and guessed “The Pearl” which turned out to be the right answer.

Why, Dame Fortune?! What must we do to win your favor?

From now on the Scholastic Bowl Team has to eat more Lucky Charms, snort more 4-leafed clovers and drink more leprechaun blood. If we have to, we’ll round up some virgins to sacrifice. Hopefully, it won’t come to that.