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I call it Betty.

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Now’s the time of year where I get angry and lethargic. I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride it where I go, which is mostly work and the library, but for obvious reasons, those are important places for me to be.

Well, luckily, that time has come. The glacier on the hill near my apartment finally melted. And the luge course that once was Chauncey Hill is now merely a steeply sloping sidewalk of death.

This means we can put the homemade flamethrower plans on hold and finally enjoy the weather. That’s right, we’re playing Xbox with the window open. And Betty is free to roam once again.

Reputation

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Prof Park: Cocaine is the active ingredient in… cocaine. We can see here that ….[pharma-babble]… tertiary amine…ionized salt… improves solubility.
Tommy: So it should be mixed with, say, baking soda?
Prof Park: Yes…


Prof Park: Wait, why do you want to know?

Mr. Farkas: Does anyone know the street term for cough syrup overdosing?
Tommy: “Robo-tripping”
*suspicious glares*