I was packing up my backpack after lecture. I had just had lab that morning so I was wearing my “professional” costume. As I zipped up my secondary compartment, unbeknown to me, I had gotten my tie’s price tag caught on the zipper. As I heaved the load over my shoulder, my tie went taut, and choked me. As the backpack settled on my back, it pulled the tie with it and I was pulled bodily backwards, falling on my backpack and crushing my chocolate chip cookie dough pop tarts.
I hate ties.
