Archive for November, 2008

Chocolate Ninja

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

Christmas comes early at the Grille. We have a brand new (powerful) triple-headed, Hamilton Beach milkshake machine bringing our current working total up to five mixers. Of course, the rate-limiting step is still the rate at which milkshakes can be scooped. but this makes possible a mechanical efficiency when multiple employees coordinate tasks.

Two hours of quiet. No milkshakes ordered and I was left doing random prep in the short interval. The rush didn’t come until 11:30 and didn’t let up. Thirty shakes in a straight line. All the mixers were occupied. And my hands, holding the cup, were frozen as the cold steel developed frost.

I didn’t know it, but I was losing grip. The cup slipped axially. Static friction was overcome. It started to spin on its frost-covered base. Luscious chocolate milkshake with centrifugal force escaped the cup in all directions as the colloid was forced up the side of the container.

(CHOCOLATE EXPLOSION!)

It was like a Cocoa Puffs commercial. I ended up with a line of brown across my apron and shirt. I looked like I had been slashed across the chest by a chocolate ninja. Everything else in the plane perpendicular to the rim of the cup was also splattered. Including Hope, standing nearby.

Movie seating optimization

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

My fellow XKCD nerd, Dylan, brought up this xkcd comic during a recent dinner. Then he challenged me to create an analogous chart for our dinner group, one that would maximize enjoyment based on degree of familiarity. The problem is a matter of scale. Our dinner group is too friendly. Everyone knows everyone.

The people included are:

Katie H Elizabeth Brennan Kelsey Dylan Zach K
Brooke Katie M Melissa Alex Chris Zach G Greg

I leave it to you to guess which one is which. Because it protects their privacy and because it is a petty power which I can hold over your heads.

my diagram