Smelling Home

October 13th, 2008

I returned:

  • the broken Roadstar scooter
  • a small Coleman cooler
  • a pair of shorts I didn’t like because it had small pockets and no belt loops to hold up my belt which then could not hold up my pants, which are vitally important to holding up my dignity.

All this (and dirty laundry of course) was jammed in my large pull-along suitcase which I dragged the two miles to the train station across the river at 7:00 in the morning with Larry and friends. The train rolled in just as several old ladies started smoking. They clustered together in an act of social solidarity that happened to center on my suitcase and beloved hoodie.

It is widely acknowledged that everyone has a distinct odor. In my experience, that odor has pretty much been the odor of their house. Now, no one can smell their own odor due to perceptual adaptation. So after being removed from my house for two months I was able to smell its odor and presumably my own, although briefly, for the first time.

Jerky, with chili peppers and salt.

After an hour of smelling that, I then smelled home which is nothing.

Water Resist

October 11th, 2008

my new watch

I got a new watch, $9 at Walmart. Thanks go to “Delicious” Dylan, Katie and Chris Brown for buying it in my stead. Since my old resin one came apart like polystyrene in nail polish, I specifically requested a nylon watchband. And it’s held up in the kitchen so far. But if it goes through any of what the old watch went through, it’ll become encrusted with sweat residue and pizza grease and get its plastic partially dissolved by sunblock (true story).

It mysteriously has no brand logo on it and unmysteriously is made in China. (Note the “Water Resist” imperative.) The wrist band is velcro-attached and so every night when I take it off, it curves into a question mark, which bothers me for some reason. I also find that it was designed for someone of slightly thicker wrists. My wrists are really narrow. So the velcro overlaps a bit where it shouldn’t.

Dylan: Tommy, I feel your pain. I know what it feels like to have narrow wrists.
*fist pound*
Tommy: (clutching his wrist) Ow! Not so hard!