People are homesick for many reasons. One very obvious one is not having their own bathroom. I don’t see why that has to be. On the very first day, I strutted into the 6th floor bathroom and assumed the first stall on the left as my own – with doilies and science magazines and such. Eventually, people thought it would be a good idea to throw up on, near or beneath that stall.
It’s a good thing I have more doilies.