What I learned

May 4th, 2014

So what have I been doing the last few months? Oh-ho-ho, wouldn’t you like to know?

If Yes, continue reading. If no, return to start.

I’ve been in hospitals pharmacies, clinics, the Walgreens corporate office. Getting my degree-required hours for the PharmD and getting life experience. All positive experiences overall. I was commended by a preceptor for the deftness with which I set up a projector and by an ostensibly straight classmate for the way I “filled out size small scrubs”. Among other lasting life lessons were the following:

May How to get free drugs
June How to match a shirt and tie
July How to not get eaten by lions
August How to survive The Office
September How to master public transportation
October How to eat out in Boystown
November How to survive your heart breaking
January How to answer the phone when crazy calls
March How to avoid being in the wrong lane
April How to treat moderate non-purulent lumbar cellulitis in patients with risk factors for community-acquired MRSA

I’ll explain later.

Shark jump

April 25th, 2014

Okay, so I guess I kind of disappeared from this blog for the last few months, huh? I’ve stayed active on Twitter and Facebook maybe only because those are a lot less time-consuming. It is nowhere near efficient the length of time it takes me to choose blog titles. I try to maintain consistently high standards for my posts and that makes me choose not to devote time to them at all rather than put out a short crappy post.

Well, no more? Posts from now on may be crappier and shorter!

I guess that’s preferable than long posts because the long posts take a long time to write/proofread and this isn’t exactly The New Yorker. But I realized when I kept checking everyday for X-men: DOFP news that a little bit of seemingly insignificant information is just what people need to tide them over. Or maybe it’s a sign of a growing JLaw addiction…

Hmm. Long story short. I owe you. News, a conversation, possibly money depending on who or who/where you are. I begin with this post, which I pounded out in ten minutes, tells you surprising little of what I’ve been doing, and I have not proofread thus ensuring that th