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The Helm

Monday, September 8th, 2008

So began my second week at the Grille. I was originally assigned to pizza subs and excited to learn a new skill. (Really. Remember, I’m still all “happy little worker bee” over here.) But at the last minute, I was boosted up to register. I immediately tried to plead my case on why this was a bad idea. (“But I’ve never worked a register before. This is my first job. I’m more likely than most people to be held up at gunpoint.”)

The person at the register, the registerer, controls everything, the orders, the front tables, the drinks. If the need arises, they can engage the bat signal on the roof and the manager (who may or may not be Batman) will take over for them.

Obviously, I don’t want this power. Most of you probably already know, but when I get nervous or thrust into social situations, I tend to salivate profusely and that I rarely, if ever, have a dry mouth. This makes it hard to talk and sing among other things.

Long story short, after pounding the touchscreen for three hours, I found myself actually beginning to like the job. I guess I was surprised by how much I missed the fresh air, and air-conditioning and, to a lesser extent, people.

I learned that eye contact seems to pressure people into ordering quickly. I prefer to let them take their time if no one else is waiting. I do this by staring off into space or a trash can while they peruse the menu. Surprisingly, I was a little hurt whenever people threw away their receipts. (“How could you?! I printed that especially for you!”)

Going back on the fryer was less fun by comparison and not just because I depleted my supply of chicken. I mean, the oil droplets don’t bother me anymore. The 300°+ oil droplets are like bug bites now. But I know now that there’s a much less sticky job at the front counter, where miscellaneous bits of french fries don’t litter the table, and the floor isn’t gradually becoming slicked over with oil. I also learned that pizza/subs/flatbreads may be the hardest job, second maybe to wraps/ice cream/expediting. Though I haven’t done either of the last two during “The Hammer”, the Sunday night dinner rush (because all the other dining courts are closed) when we serve, if not thousands, 3/2 of thousands of people.

Piano Man

Monday, September 1st, 2008

People I don’t even know say hi to me. It’s just like back home. There’s even a Joonyoung Park and a Peter Kim.

I’ve met people from China and India and Ohio. My new friends like to play Ultimate Frisbie a lot. (So that’s why Custable taught it to us.) However, the lack of proper facilities meant we had to appropriate the lawn next to McCutcheon Hall. Unfortunately, due to unexplained landscaping, I fell into a hole.
a hole with a tree in itBackpedaling for the frisbie, I turned as I landed one foot in the hole twisted and apparently passed through the tree. I broke my fall with my hands and ribcage on the surprisingly sharp retaining wall bricks, and now I have bruises and “emo wrists”.

Or in emo poetry form:

falling
on the surprisingly sharp retaining wall
I have bruises and emo wrists
switchblade

While I was walking through the Engineering mall some guy came up beside me and tried to spark up a conversation as he handed me a flyer for the Rowing team. As I walked home, I thought, “Was he blind?” I lack the physical strength for the rowing team. The only things I have going for me are my low weight and my aerodynamic haircut. (I do know that I can carry a 160-lbs. Chris Brown up Chauncey Hill. It’s like having a extra heavy backpack who talks and keeps breathing on your neck.)

Then I realized: that is all I have to offer. He wanted me to be the guy yelling “stroke” at everybody. I decided I’d go. Though if they have any sense at all, they would pick the anorexic guitar player from the second floor.

I got a care package from home. It contained some coaxial cable, a USB hub and some chemistry goggles.

If you remember the Plan B, I actually used it on Thursday because as everyone knows, Thursdays suck. I have to go a half mile from Lilly to the Heine building in 10 minutes. 2640 feet in 600 seconds is an average of 4.4 feet per second. That’s why I whipped out Plan B. Unfortunately, a half-mile over hot asphalt carrying 160 lbs of books and student caused the generic wheels to fail.
busted wheel

You see, this is “Roadstar” brand scooter. Instead of the solid plastic wheels of the Razor brand, these wheels have a rigid polymer shell and a filling made of what can only be described as “hot glue gun ammo”. The outer plastic “tire” buckled from the rim and the filling, liquefied from the commute’s 350+ (Kelvin) temperatures, seeped out and collapsed the tread. It just goes to show you that if you want to purchase high-performance kick scooters, make sure the wheels are non-cast, unlayered, transparent, injection-molded polyurethane.[1]

By the way, I never did get to the Rowing team call out meeting. I ended up getting distracted and singing a “Piano Man” duet with Chris Brown at Karaoke Night in the Harrison Grille.

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